Newsflash to Wendell

I'm waiting right at the front window. I've got my bloodwork this morning at 8:00 remember? I've tried calling your telephone but wait, it is right here sitting on that thing you said you were taking home with you last night. I about broke my neck tripping over it getting up this morning. You are not watching TV at my house until all hours of the morning! Quit playin on the web and get here.